Munich

Munich next week for the annual golf conference. Just booked onto Swiss Air – don't think they are about to go bust, but who knows. Now I come to think about it, I think they had a bit of a run in a couple of years.

We did try and go by train – carbon footprint, blah, blah, blah. We actually quite liked the thought of avoiding Heathrow or Stansted, and watching the world go by from a train window. Have to say it's a booking minefield - Eurostar to Brussels, then to Cologne and finally onto Munich. But can you book a single ticket? Of course not. So it's Sunday morning, London Heathrow, terminal bloody Three.

And then two full days of telling the world about showmethegolf.tv and how we plan to take over the world. Well, we'll probably start with the UK, but we love a bit of global golf.

The Munich Golf Show is at the same time as the Munich Beer festival, so our mission is fraught with danger. Lots of pissed Aussies and Kiwis, and Bavarians in leather gear. I'm sure we'll get the odd stein down us. I'm not known as Keg for nothing.