What's Up With Monty?

So what is exactly is going on with Monty? There's the front cover of The Daily Telegraph to content with and a whirlwind of rumours going around. I first caught a whiff about ten days ago, and it's pretty rich stuff. But as I don't intend to get my arse sued off I am going to have to watch it. So I'm not exactly being a help to anybody. But the source was good, and the information took me to places I'd really rather not go to.

Anyway, better nip off to M&S as I need a sandwich.............